Best friend drunk selfies AHAHAAH😘

(Source: yuuki-mikan)

(Reblogged from p0kemina)
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
(Reblogged from dahbahtman)
catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

(Reblogged from honest-abe-ismy-babe)

honest-abe-ismy-babe:

So I took this picture of my cat, Mookitty, and I feel like I’m being hypnotized every time I look at it

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randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

(Source: gg-art)

(Reblogged from taylorsmodernlife)

Disney’s Animated Television Shows

(Source: alice-in-wonder-world)

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b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

b4ssm4k3sth4tb1tchc0m:

d0esntmakesense:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Obviously reblogging for the second picture

LMAO

(Source: memewhore)

(Reblogged from taylorsmodernlife)

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente)

(Reblogged from taylorsmodernlife)
burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

(Reblogged from burgerking)

sharkeisha:

A lot of people are still asking me how Iggy Azalea is racist and homophobic so I’m just going to make a proper post. 

In addition to all of this, she calls herself a “slave master” at 0:06 in this video.

(Source: eliaes)

(Reblogged from thepoppyflowa)

princeowl:

reminder that the matrix trilogy was written and directed by a trans woman (lana wachowski) along with her brother

one of the most influential and iconic sci fi movies was created by a trans woman and MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!! lana wachowski is a babe and an inspiration, one of the few female directors in hollywood as well as one of the few transgender people in hollywood. 

(Reblogged from thepoppyflowa)

(Source: bakuryuha)

(Reblogged from susakura)

fuckyeahorcinusorca:

Blackberry breaches in front of lucky whale watchers.

(x)

(Source: )

(Reblogged from fightingforwhales)

dogjpeg:

Nintendo DS’s law is the observation that, as soon as you finally decide on and buy a DS, Nintendo will come out with a new and better model that you want more.

(Reblogged from p0kemina)